60 Funny Things To Say To A Lady
The easiest way to a woman’s heart is to be able to make her laugh, of course you don’t need to be a comedian to do this, you just need to know the right thing to say at the right time and you will get her laughing out loud. When you make a Lady laugh, it triggers something in her that endears you to her and this make it easy for you to open up and tell her how much you love her. Most guys find it very difficult to approach a girl and harder to say what they have in mind, but with a little comic relief it gives you a good platform and confidence to pour out your heart to her. Here is a list of funny things to say to a Lady , we hope you’ll find them informative and interesting
Funny Things To Say To A Lady
1. “Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more of those vodka?”
2. “My doc said that I can never have arrhythmia. But your presence is sure proving him wrong!”
3. “I sure hope lady that you know CPR, cos you are taking my breath away!”
4. “I’m addicted to ‘Yes’, and I’m allergic to ‘No’. So what’s it gonna be?”
5. “Hi, I am Marv. My full name is Marvelous. You must be Beautiful!”
6. “Have you ever been to the moon?” (Lady – no) “Wow, me neither. God, we are so alike!”
7. “What are you doing this evening?” (Lady – nothing) “Let’s do nothing together then!”
8. “Hi, I am Phillips Adam Shankman. How about we take a walk to remember and make things better!”
9. “Girl, I know what you did last summer. Wanna do something similar this winter?”
10. Say in a surprised tone, “How on earth do you do that?” (Lady – what?) “Look so damn good!”
11. Say sympathetically, “Girl, will you stop getting any hotter? You are killing the poor thermometer!”
12. When a Lady stares at you, say, “Wait! Before you cast those dreamy eyes on me, I want to get my maps and GPS ready. Okay, go!”
13. Hold out your hand and say, “Would you be kind enough to hold this while I go out for a walk?”
14. Say in a hushed tone, “If you turn me down, then I am gonna tell NASA that you are smoking hot and the real cause of global warming.”
15. “If you were a phone of Apple, then you would be called iGorgeous!”
16. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?”
17. “If you were Christmas, I would be the Grinch who stole you!”
18. “Girl, you are so delightful, cheerful, and bright, you can make Batman rent an apartment and abandon his cave!”
19. “Hi there, miss! How about doing some community work by sparing some space for the needy? Let’s move in together!”
20. “I think I am gonna buy a Polar Bear.” (Lady – why?) “I am gonna use it to break the ice between us!”
21. “Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?”
22. Say with a careless tone, “Lady, you better direct that beauty somewhere else or you’ll set the bar on fire.”
23. “Do you have a Band Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
24. “You must go and see a doctor lady! (Girl – why?) You have ‘BEAUTY’ all over your face!”
Funny Things To Say To A Lady You Like
25. “If grapes make skin beautiful, then you must be living in a vineyard!”
26. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
27. You must be an interior decorator because when you walked in the room was suddenly beautiful and perfect!
28. I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest.
29. Can you fix my cell phone?[What’s wrong with it?]
30. Let’s name your legs Thanksgiving and Christmas and I’ll visit between the holidays.
31. Have you ever been arrested?[No.]
32. Really? It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
33. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?
34. Have you ever been to Antarctica?
35. I just fell over and injured myself when I saw you!
36. If I had a nickel for every girl I had ever seen who was as gorgeous as you are, I’d have… 5 cents.
37. My next drink is on you![Why?]
38. I saw you and dropped mine.
39. You’re so stunning that I just forgot my pick up line.
40. I’m like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get, baby.
41. You’re as sweet as Skittles and I want to taste the rainbow.
42. I’ll make you a deal.[what?]
43. I’ll give you a kiss and f you don’t like it, you can return it.
44. There’s something wrong with my bed.[What?]
45. For some reason your number isn’t in it.
46. I think you might have something in your eye. Oh, hold on, that’s just a twinkle…
47. I’m a lot shorter than this in reality but I’m just sitting on my billfold.
48. I lost my phone number. Can I just have yours?
49. I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
50. You must be a Snickers bar.[why?]
Funny Things Ladies Say
51. “I wish these male comics would stop doing impressions of me sounding like a fucking idiot”
52. “I wish I wasn’t the only female writer on this tv show”
53. “I wish men didn’t expect me to skinny, gorgeous and sexy and then make fun of me for the effort is takes”
54. “Why are supermodels 14 years old?”
55. “Stop letting men in entertainment stereotype me”
56. “Why don’t I make the same amount of money as my male co-workers?”
57. “Do you mind not yelling about my boobs while I”m walking down the street?”
58. “Why is there a debate about whether or not women are funny?”
59. “I’m eating yogurt because you gave me a fucking yeast infection!”
60. “I’m drinking a vodka and soda because you are clearly only attracted to skinny girls”