I entered a bus from kogi to kwara.
After some minutes, I decided to scare the
passengers. So I brought out my fone..
And started faking a call.” hello oga, I have been pressing that button since, but it seems the bomb
don’t want to explode.
Is it the blue button that I should press or the red one? Ok the red one? I go do am
now” come and see reactions.
Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call) ” hello Chuwkudi, run now to
apapa and wait for my container. Its
like I will die today but make sure u
collect my money from chijioke..
Yoruba woman: ” Driver wêré,. So u cant stop for sombody to come down? Oloshi..
I was just laughing inside until d hausa
man sitting close to me said to me.
Hausa man: ” Oga abeg that time wey u
dey make call, where dem say make u
press so dat d bomb go blow? Cos I don
dey press my own sef since and the thing
I jumped out of the luxurious through thevwindow and started running.
it was when I overtook a power bike i realised that I have ran past my destination.