Signs Your Girlfriend Just Had S*x Outside
I know that many ladies will not like this thread but the truth is bitter they say. These are perfect signs that your girlfriend just tumbled beneath the sheets with someone else
Note: These signs don’t work for Badoos
1. She smells of Fluid
For those of us who have high sense of smell than that of a shark will attest to this. As for me, I can smell Fluid on a lady’s body even if she’s 100km away. This mostly happens when a lady fails to shower or clean up herself aftermath of the deed
2. She rushes to the bathroom
Just when your girlfriend returns from somewhere and the first thing she does is rush to the bathroom to clean up and sleep afterwards, something suspicious is happening.
3. She smiles sheepishly
The moment she sets her eyes on you after sleeping with someone else she will be smiling sheepishly even when situation does not warrant that smile. This may be due to guilty conscience.
4. She tries to avoid eyes contact with You
Another sign that your girlfriend just tumbled beneath the sheet with another dude is that she will avoid eyes contact with you during conversation. Try just to give her a suspicious look and you would notice discomfort printed on her face.
5. Her shirt looks Rough and Dirty
The region of the left and right side of her breast pockets will be slight rough and dirty since na that region guys dey squeeze pass. Though, this may only be visible when she’s putting on a white shirt. I noticed this when my friend’s visitor came out of his room yesterday.
6. She would turn down your advances
Just after she has made love with another person and you try to coerce her into love making, she won’t be excited to have intimacy with you. She will always look for an excuse telling you how tired she is, or she’s not in the mood.
7. She spends more time in the toilet
Let’s assume she normally poo poo for 10 minutes but one day she returns from somewhere and goes to the toilet and spends up to one hour shocked This shows that something is wrong which might be what we are talking about.
8. She starts nagging unnecessarily
She flares up the moment you ask what kept her so long. She will go mad telling you to stop getting her upset with you irrelevant question and that you don’t trust her to have asked such a question
9. Her lipstick is wiped off
Another way to know that she just got laid with someone else is that her lipstick will be wiped off. Let’s assume she applied heavy lipstick before going out and on returning back her heavily applied lipstick disappears, there’s high tendency that she has locked her lips with someone else.
10. Her make up is freshly applied
Another sign to watch out for is that her make-up is freshly applied. Her hair will be well packed, her clothes well adjusted and sprays perfume.
Person wey commot in the morning dey return back in the evening and the make-up is freshly applied.
This shows there’s possibility that she reapplied the make-up after the deed was done so that you won’t smell something.